n the end of a penis. "Cunnilingus" is oral sex on a woman. She's got a power tool in the bedroom. She can break sidewalks. "Power tool" is a ridiculous reference to a vibrator. Do you have cocktail sauce? She's got crabs, and I don't mean Dungeness. Another clever play on words: "Crabs" are sea shells, and Dungeness Crabs are a deliciously famous brand of crabs. But "crabs" are also "crab lice," or minute insects that are transmitted sexually. I'm being blunt as a spoon, aren't I? To be "blunt" is to be extremely honest, or lacking tact or diplomacy. However, nobody except Mrs. Doubtfire would say "blunt as a spoon." Double scotch on the rocks. Drinks that are "on the rocks" are served with ice (as opposed to "straight," which is without ice). What can you do with the ratings of the kids show? "Ratings" are the official numbers used to identify the popularity of a TV show. Don't patronize the kids. If they enjoy it, they'll watch it. "To patronize" someone is to treat them in a condescending manner, as if they were dumb. Nothing spicy, since I'm allergic to pepper. In reference to food, "spicy" is hot (food that makes you sweat!) She couldn't keep her hands off me. A somewhat common expression implying sexual desire. Hot Jambalaya! A type of spicy sea food stew, popular in New Orleans. After all those scotches, I had to piss like a race horse. "To piss" is a common but crude way to say urinate (It's safer to say "I have to use the bathroom"). "Bon appetite" A common French expression used in English: "Enjoy your meal" I'm a hip old granny, and I hip hop! "Hip" is a young person's word for good (or more commonly, "cool"). "Granny" is slang for "grandmother" & "Hip hop" is a type of very popular dance music. Daniel does the right thing, but pays a big price for doing so. Oh no, I killed the bastard. A common and crude word for an immoral or mean man. You are entitled to make a closing statement. In a legal context, this is a last declaration, often before a judge. I plead insanity, because once I held them, I was hooked. "To plead insanity" is to claim you are innocent because you were insane when you committed the crime you're accused of. "Hooked," in this case, means very emotionally attached. You fooled a lot of people. "To fool" someone is to trick, or manipulate them. Your speech was heartfelt. A pretty word which means from the heart, or said with much emotion. Your life style is very unorthodox, for three innocent children. A very good way to say inappropriate, or at least not traditional. I award full custody to Mrs. Hillard. This is the legal term referring to the right of a divorced parent to raise the children. I don't do windows, reading, diapers. "Diapers" a
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