tions? A very old-fashioned and awkward way to ask a person if they are having sex with somebody (At a minimum, say "sexual relations"). It’s not like that! We’re colleagues. A useful word for two people who have a professional or business relationship. The next thing you know, we’re in the shed and he’s on top of me pumping and sweating. A "shed" is a small wooden structure, often used for storing tools. "To pump" is to raise water or air by moving a lever up and down, though it can also be used, as here, to describe sexual movements. Will you hush-up? A possible alternative to shut-up. He would take him home and give me hot, lovely relations. A completely ridiculous way to describe a sexual date. That blowhole! A funny insult word for a person who talks to much. Sometimes when I’m alone, I can relate to myself. :: I can relate! If a person can "relate" to something, they can understand it from personal experience (Though the first sentence is Grandma’s silly way of referring to masturbation). You got those childbearing hips. If a woman has "childbearing hips," they are quite big or full. Your family got any money? I ain’t paying for no big-ass wedding. "Big-ass" is a crude but funny adjective meaning big (Note the various grammatical issues with the second sentence). I know a wonderful minister. In this case, a high official of a Christian church. I still got my wedding dress. If you want, I’ll take it in. "To take in" a dress is to make it smaller. Can you wear a white wedding dress, young lady? In theory, a white wedding dress means the bride is a virgin! Look at my baby blushing! If you "blush," your cheeks turn red because you’re embarrassed. When you realize all that been built up for 35 years! If something "builds up" over time, it grows or accumulates. It might make your head blow off. :: Pop goes the weasel. A well known line from a children’s song (If something pops, it explodes or bursts, though usually in a small or non-violent way, and a "weasel" is a small funny looking animal). I got my own self hot telling that story. In this context, "hot" is a way of saying sexually excited (If a person is hot, they are sexy). Lesbians is cool. A "lesbian" is a female homosexual, and "cool" is an extremely common colloquial adjective for good or positive. A little cunnilingus never hurt nobody. The act of performing oral sex on a woman (Again, note the grammatical issues). That’s tradition. :: Tradition, my ass. This is a crude but effective way to show cynicism or disbelief. You cheap bastard! If a person is "cheap," they don’t like to spend money. A "bastard" is a crude insult word for a mean or abusive man. There you go again, popping off gas in front of this lovely lady. "Po
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